Summary: 29 years old, tall, blue eyed and blonde. After hopping along the West Coast for a few years, Lacey has found herself back at home. Literally. After losing her marketing job to the hideous economy over a year ago, Lacey is now dangerously close to 30 and living at home with her parents. And still unemployed. Hasn't had a real boyfriend since being left by her fiancee almost five years ago. Wishes she had bigger boobs, a job and an awesome singing voice.
Pros: Generally attractive; smart and well-educated; active and adventurous; loyal and giving; well-traveled; well-rounded; wonderful family; amazing dog.
Cons: Unemployed; lives with parents; bossy and demanding; hangs on to ridiculous expectations; pretty consistently prissy and judgemental; potentially permanentely damaged by previous relationship.
Looking for: Someone funny, attractive, smart and driven who makes me run to the phone every time it rings, hoping it's them. Someone with old-world values who opens doors for me and fights over the bill long after we've been together. Someone who has a family as open and welcoming as mine. Someone who likes to go out and try new things, but also appreciates sitting at home on a Sunday watching movies and eating pizza. Someone secure, honest, loyal and exciting. In short, someone who doesn't just meet my expectations, but exceeds them.
Dealbreakers: Short; bald; obese; bad teeth; tapered pants; picky eaters; zero personality; stingy/selfish; overly gelled hair; phone/BlackBerry use during dates; homebodies; rude friends. Something is added to this list everytime I go on a date.
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